What is Virtual Tofu, you ask? Well, it certainly isn’t real, so if you don’t like the texture you’re in luck.
There are four categories of Virtual Tofu: Small, Medium, Large, and Golden. Each category has its own perks and advantages. By purchasing Virtual Tofu you will forever be in the Virtual Tofu Gallery. Feel free to pull it up and show it to your relatives so that they can be impressed. Why don’t I break them up for you so they are easier to understand:
Small Tofu
You can’t find this kind of tofu in the stores! For this Tofu you get a small image (20×20 pixels) with no link. The image can be whatever you want as long as it isn’t lewd and naked. All you have to do is pay for it, then send me your image. If it’s bigger than 20×20 pixels I’ll cut it down for you. You will appear in the Small Tofu section of the Virtual Tofu Gallery. A small Virtual Tofu will only run you one dollar ($1) USD! It’s a good way to support BoxedTofu without hurting your wallet too bad.
Steps:
1) Pay for it ($1)
2) Send me your Picture
3) Wait for it to show up (usually within 3 days)
Medium Tofu
The Medium Tofu is very similar to the Small Tofu, except it is a little bit bigger and includes a link. That’s right! I’ll link it to wherever you want (unless it’s a site I don’t approve of, like a site that hosts two girls and a cup, or something). This is a good way to do some advertising for yourself while helping BoxedTofu out. The Medium Tofu squares are 50×50 pixels, and can be of any picture you want (unless I don’t approve). All you have to do is pay for it and then send me your image. If it’s too big I’ll crop it down.
Steps:
1) Pay for it ($5)
2) Send me your image
3) Wait for it to show up! (usually within 48 hours)
Large Tofu
Wow, this one is the big one. You can’t eat this one on your own, so make sure to share it with others. With a Large Tofu you get a 100×100 pixel image and get a link. There’s even enough room on there to write something (maybe a thank you speech or bit of advertising?). All you have to do is pay for it and then send me your image. If it’s too big, I’ll cut it down. This one will run you a little more, though. I’m charging $20 for space this big.
Steps:
1) Pay for it ($20)
2) Send me your image (100×100 pixels)
3) Wait for it to show up (usually within 24 hours)
Golden Tofu
Can you imagine? A golden block of tofu would be worth quite a lot. For a Golden Tofu, you are saying “wow, you rule BoxedTofu” (right?) and getting yourself a 250×250 pixel chunk of internet real estate. That’s huge. You can write whatever you want on it / include whatever picture you want (barring anything full of nekkid people…requires my approval), and you get a link to your favorite spot. For this much space and this much gold, it will cost you a whopping $100. Still, just imagine how prominent you will be on the Virtual Tofu Gallery! You will be like the king of Tofus.
Steps:
1) Pay for it ($100)
2) Send me your image
3) Wait for it to show up (usually within 24 hours)
So there you have it. Any questions? Just let me know.
